tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6229602.post7844993001321801259..comments2023-11-15T03:33:04.609-05:00Comments on No Sleep Til Awakening: Kali Omhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13894954154616740001noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6229602.post-24373173764601222622007-03-23T16:09:00.000-04:002007-03-23T16:09:00.000-04:00Why indeed!The Hormone Hostage The Hormone Hostage...Why indeed!<BR/><BR/><B>The Hormone Hostage <BR/>The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! <BR/>DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE: <BR/>What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine. <BR/>Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine <BR/>What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some wine. <BR/>Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine. <BR/>What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some more wine. <BR/><BR/>13 Things PMS Stands For: <BR/>1 Pass My Shotgun <BR/>2 Psychotic Mood Shift <BR/>3 Perpetual Munching Spree <BR/>4 Puffy Mid-Section <BR/>5 People Make me Sick <BR/>6 Provide Me with Sweets <BR/>7 Pardon My Sobbing <BR/>8 Pimples May Surface <BR/>9 Pass My Sweat pants <BR/>10. Pissy Mood Syndrome <BR/>11. Plainly; Men Suck <BR/>12. Pack My Stuff <BR/>and my favorite one. <BR/>13. Potential Murder Suspect <BR/>Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! <BR/>...Or men who need a warning. <BR/><BR/>And remember: Money talks .... but Chocolate SINGS!!! <BR/></B>Dreyfusshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01474508469099909457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6229602.post-18988003667562178502007-03-22T18:18:00.000-04:002007-03-22T18:18:00.000-04:00ha! should be asking "why married?"ha! should be asking "why married?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6229602.post-38619859986445474512007-03-22T16:46:00.000-04:002007-03-22T16:46:00.000-04:00Yes, we have wondered the same thing for decades n...Yes, we have wondered the same thing for decades now.<BR/><BR/><BR/><B>Why not married???</B>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6229602.post-29281308326670121132007-03-22T14:45:00.000-04:002007-03-22T14:45:00.000-04:00"My astrologer said in 2015 for the right man. So..."My astrologer said in 2015 for the right man. So I wait".<BR/><BR/>or.."he's currently engaged in waging war against the pixies from the underworld, we will marry on his return".CJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11828720483305633328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6229602.post-37033912023414341262007-03-22T10:25:00.000-04:002007-03-22T10:25:00.000-04:00Try "Why haven't you gotten that mole on your neck...Try "Why haven't you gotten that mole on your neck checked out? It looks like it might be cancerous." Even if there is no mole, it'll stop them long enough to escape.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6229602.post-64599161158481687522007-03-22T10:23:00.000-04:002007-03-22T10:23:00.000-04:00I'd go with "I'm waiting for the right girl." That...I'd go with "I'm waiting for the right girl." That'll shut them down down quickly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6229602.post-19488175318735708782007-03-22T06:46:00.000-04:002007-03-22T06:46:00.000-04:00I usually say "because nobody wanted me!"I usually say "because nobody wanted me!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6229602.post-51994490356180038012007-03-21T22:11:00.000-04:002007-03-21T22:11:00.000-04:00How about: "My husband died in a previous life?"How about: "My husband died in a previous life?"Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10047510951276843092noreply@blogger.com