Monday, July 03, 2006

WAYS IN WHICH MYSORE = COLLEGE (GOKULAM VERSION)


-Mattress on Floor

-Makeshift Seating

-Heating Coil in Room

-Ramen

-Homesickness

-Indian Bedspreads

-Shared Bathrooms

-Bikes & Scooters

-Minimal Mixing with Townies

-Care Packages from Home

-Public, Regrettable Hookups

-Cutthroat Competition to Obtain Best Housing

-Everything Revolves Around Class(es) -- And Currying the Favor of the Teacher(s)

-Instead of the R.A. or Housemother Keeping Watch, One's Activities Are Monitored by the Landlord, Maid, Coconut Wallah, Flower Man and Everyone Else in Town.

-"Where are you from?"

-"Where do you study?" = "Where did you prep?

-"What poses are you working on?" = "What's your major"

-Seniors Can't Be Bothered with Freshman

-Cliques (Frats)

-Road Trips!

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