There are Three Things People Invariably Say When They See a Grown Woman Carrying a Giant Hula- Hoop Down the Street in the Middle of Winter:
--Is that a Hula-Hoop?
-Yes
--It's so big!
-Yes. The new ones are bigger and easier to use.
-I haven't done that since the 1950's / 1970's!
At which point the grown woman responds,
"Wanna try it?"
There is invariably much smiling during the exchange. Only about two out of five people actually put down what they're doing and give the hoop a whirl, laughing the whole time. You cannot hoop and frown at the same time.
Lucky for Caca they always give the thing back.
So far anyway
Are hoola hoops larger now due to the fat-ass epidemic in the US of A?
ReplyDeleteSo you're a bendy writer who can also hula-hoop? So very, very hot.
ReplyDeleteHey CK, Happy Holidays and all that shit.. Here in the UK we are celebrating the birth of the cash register, all alone in a lowly stable it was....
ReplyDeleteAnyway, happy everything, Hannukah this weekend I believe
I would love a HH for Hannukah, could you post me a little mpeg on You Tube of you hooping?
Love Doctor D xxxxx