Monday, January 03, 2005



TOO MUCH HOPPIN' JOHN...

...means that I farted loudly in front of a packed class at the Fancy Health Club. Even though I said "oops" and "excuse me," 25 well-heeled people stayed in their pose, acting as if nothing had happened.

The magic of yoga?

Or perhaps it wasn't an eleven on the Andy Richter scale after all....




1 comment:

  1. Anonymous2:45 PM

    I feel your pain. many years ago, while in Upavishta Konasana A, it happened to me. The young girl in front of me turned around and said ( very loudly) "OH MY GOD!WAS THAT YOU?" I never returned to that class.

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