Friday, September 08, 2006

SCENE FROM A 90'S RELATIONSHIT


A naked couple is on a bed in a room with peeling walls. The floor is strewn with books and clothes, and other items are jammed into plastic milk crates. There's a boombox playing Metallica next to the bed, which has mismatched sheets. The man pumps away on top of the woman for several minutes. Neither makes a sound. The man looks at the clock, stops pumping, and then looks down at the woman.

MAN: Are you about finished? I've got things to do.

8 comments:

  1. What is this Metallic boombox you speak of?
    And why is man on top?
    This man obviously has a penis problem which relates to an overbearing mother and a weak father figure.

    "Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility"

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  2. Dr. Sigmund Freud10:15 AM

    The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is What does a woman want?
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    We must reckon with the possibility that something in the nature of the sexual instinct itself is unfavorable to the realization of complete satisfaction.

    Sigmund Freud

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  3. Anonymous10:16 AM

    America is the most grandiose experiment the world has seen, but, I am afraid, it is not going to be a success.

    Sigmund Freud

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  4. Vignesh4:45 PM

    I thought this was a family blog! I am mistaken! LOL

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  5. Cara's Submissive12:23 AM

    HE was ON TOP? This can't be about you.

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  6. gridlifes' evil twin10:32 AM

    At least the poor sod was asking her when she would 'finish' rather than just blowing & going.
    What is this man's number, I want to call him, he seems so thoughtful!

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  7. C.K.'s relationship consultant11:38 AM

    This guy sounds like he set the bar pretty high for those who followed.

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  8. Yeah, how can you top that?
    I have an idea!!

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