"When you begin to question your dream, awakening will not be far away." -Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
WEEKEND WEDDING INDEX
Bridesmaids: 6 (four plus two junior ones)
Flower girls: 2
Types of vegetarian lasagna served for dinner: 2
Types of meat: 2
Sets of falsies worn (and admitted to) by party* and guests: 2
Bobby pins holding Satya's fabulous French twist in place: 20
Fifty-six year old men in wedding party who cover their gray: 2
Forty-one year old women in wedding party who do not: 1
Flirty handsome groomsmen who look far younger than their years, make a perfect Mai Tai and are bound to be nothing but trouble**: 1
Mai Tai's consumed: 2
Bachelorette parties abandoned: 1
Number of cats in ladies' dressing room: 9 (that we know of)
Total number of cats in house: 20
Wedding dresses peed on by cats: 1
Five-dollar dresses worn by Old Maid of Honor: 1
Chocolate wedding cakes topped by whip-wielding Catwoman and cringing bobble-head Ozzy Osbourne figurines****: 1
Major rainstorms: 3
Strolling minstrels: 2
Bands in basement: 1
Wedding licenses misplaced (and found): 1
Cars that wouldn't start after the festivities****: 1
Guys with ponytails: countless
Better parties in recent memory: 0*****
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*The "girls" made all the difference, believe you me
**Known hereafter (if there is a hereafter) as Dorian Gray, he enlisted his daughter to fix the bride's nails and his teenage grandson to shoot the wedding video.
***They looked uncannily like the happy couple
****Jiggling the battery connections temporarily fixed it well enough to drive home in a treacherous downpour
*****In many ways it even topped 40 in '04
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