Friday, March 06, 2009
CK'S MOVING INDEX
Number of people who helped (paid) on day of move: 4
Number of people who helped (unpaid) on day of move: 3
Number of people who helped (unpaid) before, during and after move: countless
Cost: $390 plus tips, boxes, tape, food, etc.
Distance: 33 blocks
Stairs: 3rd floor to 3rd floor
Size of truck: 15'
Number of boxes: 92
Number of times someone fell down stairs: 3? 4? 5?
Bones broken: 0
Items broken: 3
Lawsuits threatened: 0
Rooms and closets unpacked by Mrs. Dreyfus: 6
Hours spent waiting for cable guy who never came: 4
Number of years in old apartment: 15
At the address before that: 7
Number of years with old phone number: 22
Number of days old number worked at new address: 10
Number of calls to RCN to beg for it back: 5
Number of curt refusals: 5