Caca's Mid-January Index
7: Number of classes taught Sunday and Monday
40: Size of largest class
1: Size of smallest class
4: "Importance of Savasana" (corpse pose) speeches by Caca
15: Number of walk-outs prior to Savasana, despite speech.
3: Attempts to make the perfect cup of hot chocolate
1: Of which was successful
1: Massive moderno art print (above) gifted to Caca by her friend
2: Nails required to hang print above dining room table
1: Jackhammer so loud it awakened Caca this morning
11: Water Department men standing around "working"
1: Exchange with Water Department men:
GUY ONE: You want his autograph for that picture?
CACA: Nope. I just need the image, thanks
GUY TWO: You sure?
CACA: What's going on, anyway? What happened?
GUY ONE: The water main that serves these three buildings here is ruptured.
GUY TWO: We called the managment company -- the number that's on the side of the buiding.
CACA: That's not a management company -- it's the owner.
GUY ONE: Well, did they call you and tell you that the water will be off?
GUY ONE: Well it'll be off most of the day
CACA: That's OK. I have backup water. I know what to do. I've lived in India.