I'M NOT A FOOT MODEL...
BUT I PLAY ONE ONLINE
I did some foot modeling for a friend's company a couple of years ago.
Not because my feet are fab, but because I was there.
I got a pedicure out of the deal -- plus I got paid, too.
It was fun, and the post-shoot airbrushing made my feet look much prettier than they actually are.
I mention this foot modeling in my online bio.
Because what's lower than a hand model?
A one-off foot model of course.
It's even funnier if your mother was a much sought-after runway / tv / print model-model (pictured at left).
Apparently there are still some foot fetishists out there, who specialize in the mediocre.
Because every month or so I receive an e-mail like this, which came today:
Hi Kaka [sic],
I'm a photographer looking for foot models. If you
have tear sheets or electronic images I can view, I'd
love to see them. Loved your website!
I think JP should just take a yoga class.
Then he could get the full 3-D effect;
A real, live foot-in-the-face.
With smell-o-rama to boot.