NEW YEAR'S DENIAL
It was the first week of the new year, and all of the yoga classes were full.
The teacher began each one by asking the first-timers to identify themselves.
Each time, half the class raised their hands.
Next, she asked how many had come because of a New Year's resolution.
To her surprise, not a single person in any of her classes raised their hand.
Not a single one.
And the teacher knew they'd be long-gone come February.