Sunday, September 23, 2007
NO WONDER I HIT BOTTOM
When you're a vomity invalid, you should:
-Drink ginger ale. In bed.
-Eat crackers. In bed.
-Sleep a lot. In bed.
-Curl up with a hot water bottle to reduce stomach cramps. In bed.
-Beg your friend Gridlife to bring you more ginger ale. (Not in bed).
-Watch Oxygen, Lifetime and We like a good little girl. In bed.
You should not:
-Clean the litterbox
-Sniff your chemical-laden new pillow
-Fret about how some get authorized while others do not.
-Eat Indian food, even if it is just rasmalai
-Watch a long movie about a Japanese family that's sent to an interment camp during World War II
-Follow it with a long French film about a Jewish boy trying to pass for Protestant at a Catholic boarding school during World War II.
-Chase it all down with an E! special about supermodel Janice Dickenson.