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OMG, you shocked me. You must take care, the traffic here IS awful. I thank God each time that I survived, when I crossed a street. At least you drive with a helmet. Get well soon. Ursula
Keep in mind India is a world leader in tetanus infections, good thing you got an extra shot.Oh, and they still have the plague.From Seinfeld>[Setting: A building in India]The bride, Sue Ellen, and the Groom, Pinter, are walking down the aisle. Elaine is scattering flowers behind them. (Jerry walks in and takes a seat)ELAINE: (Whispering to Jerry) Hey.JERRY: Hey.ELAINE: What happened last night?JERRY: Oh, you were pretty loaded.ELAINE: (Gesturing to her nose stud) I know. I woke up with this.JERRY: Oh. Hello, Tetanus.(Scene cuts to Nina and George entering the wedding hall)NINA: George, I've used the bathroom. It's fine.GEORGE: (Struggling) No, no, no, no. I can walk it off. It's a hundred and twenty degrees in here.. I'll sweat it out.ELAINE: (Seeing George, she walks over to greet him) Hey. (Looking at his shoes) Are those Timberlands painted black?GEORGE: (Looking at her nose) Is your nose pierced?ELAINE: (Embarrassed) I should.. (Walks tward the bride and groom)__________________[Setting: Indian Airport](Notice: "THREE HOURS EARLIER, BACK IN INDIA" Elaine, Jerry, George, and Nina are all at the airport)ELAINE: Oh, God, it's so hot! (Sniffing) What's that smell?JERRY: (Joking around) I think it's the stench of death._______________________________[Setting: Pinter's parent's house](Notice: "ONE HOUR EARLIER" Elaine is at Pinter's parents house)ELAINE: Hi. Mr. and Mrs. Ranawat?ZUBIN: Please, call us Usha and Zubin.ELAINE: Oh. Well, Usha..ZUBIN: I'm Zubin.ELAINE: (Shrugging it off) Anyway, your son is marrying my friend, Sue Ellen Mischke..USHA: You're not going to the wedding, are you?ELAINE: Well..USHA: Don't go. India is a dreadful, dreadful place.ZUBIN: You know, it's the only country that still has the plague? I mean, the plague! Please!USHA: Here's the registry. Send her a gift, and be glad you did not have to go.ELAINE: (Soaking it in) Right. Don't go. Send a gift. I think I understand.ZUBIN: If I had to go to India, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip.ELAINE: (Leaving) That's fantastic.ZUBIN: And I'm not so crazy about Manhattan, either.
bad news about the accident, very glad to hear that you're ok. healthy, warm thoughts your way & stay safe, rebecca
Hope you are okay! Thinking good thoughts for you...
OMG, you shocked me.
ReplyDeleteYou must take care, the traffic here IS awful. I thank God each time that I survived, when I crossed a street.
At least you drive with a helmet.
Get well soon.
Ursula
Keep in mind India is a world leader in tetanus infections, good thing you got an extra shot.
ReplyDeleteOh, and they still have the plague.
From Seinfeld>
[Setting: A building in India]
The bride, Sue Ellen, and the Groom, Pinter, are walking down the aisle. Elaine is scattering flowers behind them.
(Jerry walks in and takes a seat)
ELAINE: (Whispering to Jerry) Hey.
JERRY: Hey.
ELAINE: What happened last night?
JERRY: Oh, you were pretty loaded.
ELAINE: (Gesturing to her nose stud) I know. I woke up with this.
JERRY: Oh. Hello, Tetanus.
(Scene cuts to Nina and George entering the wedding hall)
NINA: George, I've used the bathroom. It's fine.
GEORGE: (Struggling) No, no, no, no. I can walk it off. It's a hundred and twenty degrees in here.. I'll sweat it out.
ELAINE: (Seeing George, she walks over to greet him) Hey. (Looking at his shoes) Are those Timberlands painted black?
GEORGE: (Looking at her nose) Is your nose pierced?
ELAINE: (Embarrassed) I should.. (Walks tward the bride and groom)
__________________
[Setting: Indian Airport]
(Notice: "THREE HOURS EARLIER, BACK IN INDIA" Elaine, Jerry, George, and Nina are all at the airport)
ELAINE: Oh, God, it's so hot! (Sniffing) What's that smell?
JERRY: (Joking around) I think it's the stench of death.
_______________________________
[Setting: Pinter's parent's house]
(Notice: "ONE HOUR EARLIER" Elaine is at Pinter's parents house)
ELAINE: Hi. Mr. and Mrs. Ranawat?
ZUBIN: Please, call us Usha and Zubin.
ELAINE: Oh. Well, Usha..
ZUBIN: I'm Zubin.
ELAINE: (Shrugging it off) Anyway, your son is marrying my friend, Sue Ellen Mischke..
USHA: You're not going to the wedding, are you?
ELAINE: Well..
USHA: Don't go. India is a dreadful, dreadful place.
ZUBIN: You know, it's the only country that still has the plague? I mean, the plague! Please!
USHA: Here's the registry. Send her a gift, and be glad you did not have to go.
ELAINE: (Soaking it in) Right. Don't go. Send a gift. I think I understand.
ZUBIN: If I had to go to India, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip.
ELAINE: (Leaving) That's fantastic.
ZUBIN: And I'm not so crazy about Manhattan, either.
bad news about the accident, very glad to hear that you're ok. healthy, warm thoughts your way & stay safe, rebecca
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