BACK IN THE USSA

My first night back home I dreamt that my neighbor The Firef---er was out in the hall, sitting behind a thick white chalk line and gloating. It turned out he had put boric acid and roach-chalk all over his apartment and now the roach es were leaving in droves -- for my place. I went back in to find it infested with both tablespoon-size Indian roaches and the small thin brown ones typical of the Windy City. They were all getting along really, really well, too.....

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