WHAT IS IT WITH THE IMMIGRANT MEN AND TOO MUCH COLOGNE?*


I dropped the new cordless headset phone ( "the headless horseman") in the toilet today. Twice.

In the first of yesterday's classes, someone started sobbing and could not stop. In the second, four walked out and one laughed like an insane person in savasana.

(The full moon peaks Tuesday around 8:05 AM).

I got lotus on my own in Karandavasana again. And lost a teaching gig.

You know the DePaul students are back when the garbage cans are overflowing and the shelves at Dominick's are picked clean (except for the German chocolate cake, which they sell by the slice for $2.50).

Someone should tell Kirby that the new beanbag chair is not a giant green scratching post.





*Send answers and theories to chaigirl@india.com