Tuesday, May 09, 2006



PFFFFFFFFT! INSTANT KARMA.

Is there any stranger gap than the one between noticing a strange vibrating sensation through the haunches while sitting on a student's arse and pulling their shoulders back in bhekasana and the slow realization that it's not their stomach that's growling but, rather, a very intimate gift in the form of a full-blown fart?

Of course it's payback for one's own accidental, humiliating and very loud loss of control just inches below poor David Life's face during a danurasana adjustment at Jivamukti's long-ago workshop in Chicago.

No, Mr. Life did not return for seconds.

Nor did Caca.

3 comments:

  1. Could it be all that RAW food?

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  2. Another reason not to do yoga, or exercise in general>

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  3. Please find the correct yoga 'fart type' from the list on my link.
    I was wondering if I need to add a special yoga fart to my list if the sound is not there?

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