Monday, February 23, 2004
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
Bindi and I were on the second floor talking
Miss Y comes in and shows us pix and we're having a straight old time
And then Miss Y asks, who wants to go with me to get a pedicure
We're both, like, f-- that
We don't get pedicures
I started on my "I've never had a pedicure, I'm for the workers" diatribe
And then she said it was only 100 rupees
We went but they didn't have time for us
Really retro place, straight out the 70s
Miss Y told the manager, "But they told me yesterday that we didn't need to make an appointment"
The woman said yes we do, bla bla bla, AND WHO TOLD YOU THIS?
She kept pressing -- who told you
Who was it?
Finally she said
(are you ready)
"If you tell me who it was, I will tackle that fellow."
The delivery was so clear
We were on the floor