Wednesday, April 05, 2006


FINGER LICKIN' BITCH FICTION

I've been trying to come up with a less offensive term than chick lit to describe the not-so-recent spate of books featuring smart city-dwelling female protagonists, but for various reasons it's not going so well:

-Bitch-fiction

-Bird-word

-Ho'-prose

-Kook-book

-Girl-journal

-C*nt-bunk

-Dame-fable

-Gal-tale

-Hoochie-novel


There's gotta be something better. There's just gotta....

2 comments:

  1. Drefuss' Politcal Correctness Advisor10:50 PM

    Ovarian opus?

    Dame dissertation?

    Broad best-seller?

    Harlot handbook?

    Maiden manual?

    Lady ledger?

    I gotta say, I think "chick lit" works best.

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  2. How about:

    Ms. know it all so look away, nothing for you here!

    Ms. I know all & you know shite

    Ms. City slicker gurl

    Ms. know it all in the city

    Ms. Tight panties in the city

    Ms. City gurlz info book

    Ms. Smarty pants livin' in the city

    Ms. Why I luv the Sox & hate the Cubs.
    Oops, check that, chick yuppies only go to 'safe' Wrigley field.

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