FINGER LICKIN' BITCH FICTION
I've been trying to come up with a less offensive term than chick lit to describe the not-so-recent spate of books featuring smart city-dwelling female protagonists, but for various reasons it's not going so well:
-Bitch-fiction
-Bird-word
-Ho'-prose
-Kook-book
-Girl-journal
-C*nt-bunk
-Dame-fable
-Gal-tale
-Hoochie-novel
There's gotta be something better. There's just gotta....
Ovarian opus?
ReplyDeleteDame dissertation?
Broad best-seller?
Harlot handbook?
Maiden manual?
Lady ledger?
I gotta say, I think "chick lit" works best.
How about:
ReplyDeleteMs. know it all so look away, nothing for you here!
Ms. I know all & you know shite
Ms. City slicker gurl
Ms. know it all in the city
Ms. Tight panties in the city
Ms. City gurlz info book
Ms. Smarty pants livin' in the city
Ms. Why I luv the Sox & hate the Cubs.
Oops, check that, chick yuppies only go to 'safe' Wrigley field.