COULD IT BE.... BIRTHDAY PIX?


Whose shoes are these?*





Caca's birthday gift to Guruji. Notice the snowman in her name.





Caca's big, pink-ass sari. So big in fact you can't even see Guruji, whom she is kissing -- on the lips. Stephen may have gotten it right last night when he observed, "No wonder all the women here are sick." The guy whose face you can see is Shankaracharya. Notice the kaka in his name.






Nearly-naked Brahmnins with buckets and banana leaves. None would make eye contact or crack a smile for Caca, no matter how clever her Kannada.








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*Our lieutenant friend DKNY thinks that the lyrics to all Hindi movie songs sung by female plaback singers sound like, "Whose shoes are these" repeated over and over again.