MOVIN' ON

So the other night Add. and I worked on *tweaking* a couple of scenes we're going to shoot next month. The scenes are from the sit-com pilot we submitted to Bravo, and have a thing or two to do with the title character's ex-boyfriends (the supply, apparently, is endless). Our plan was to cast the Hex* as himself. Out of the blue (so to speak), earlier this week the Hex and I spoke for the first time since we were both in Mysore. He says he's in. So now almost all is well in my little world, as the list of people to whom I'm not speaking has been halved. But that's not what this entry is about. It's about my personal relationship with televison.

On Tuesday Add was visiting his favorite big box stereo store and picked up on DVD the first two seasons of Dream On, the early 1990's HBO sit-com that spawned every cable TV show that followed (and for which Our Friend Charlie served as prop master). http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/articles/d/dreamon_1299000993.shtml
Upon returning home Add searched for info about its release and could find nothing; apparently the big box put it out on the shelves a week before the official street date. Oops. So we watched the first three episodes -- you know, in the name of sit-com research.

I remember watching the show Back in the Day, when I was a black-haired black-wearing twentysomething waitress/filmmaker's assistant who lived in a basement and hated baby boomers for taking all the good jobs (I was born in '64 and am neither a boomer nor an Xer, although I possess many eXes). I also hated Martin Tupper (lead character, seemed short) and his bracket-faced ex-wife (Wendy Malick, who was 40 at the time) and precocious son (turns out the actor was four years older than his character). I thought the flashbacks were OK but a silly gimmick designed to lure in 40-year-olds of inferior intelligence; after all, *I* had grown up with *color* TV (ie my flashbacks would have been from I Dream of Jeannie and Hogan's Heroes and Julia). This time around, some 14 years later, the show (directed by John Landis) was riveting. We could not stop watching..... until the Daily Show came on. Brian Benben has a certain charisma and is indeed a minor genious at physical comedy. His relationship with the ex is nicely nuanced, and the flasbacks are flawless.

Oh my god, Carey just invoked Michael J. Fox. And "Chris Reeve." He's gone nukular!

Anyway the show this time around was brilliant, and if I had it I'd put it in right now. It all falls into place when you're finally the same age as the characters. I'd almost forgotten about the spirited smart-ass secretary, Toby (Denny Dillon). And there's a certain nostalgic sweetness to stepping into pre-mass cell phone, pre-internet, pre-DVD Manhattan (Tupper doesn't even have a computer in his office). Not only that, but you get to see characters wearing giant Linda Ellerbee glasses and straight-leg jeans that cinch a foot above the navel. So if you get a chance, go out and buy it (I think it's $40). If enough people do, they'll release all 118 episodes. At least that's what Add says. And we'll need some TV meth to replace Rescue Me, which ends Wednesday. Now that we're 40-year-olds of inferior intelligence.




*Not to be confused with the Vexx

POR FIN (DE SEMANA)

So much media over the weekend, so little time to process it.

In addition to Last Shot (or do you say Final Cut) I saw one of the final performances of Matt & Ben (in which women play Msrs. Damon and Affleck during their early days in Boston. They're struggling to adapt Catcher in the Rye into a screenply when the script for Good Will Hunting falls from the sky... which is *not* how Add. and I got our teleplay, by the way). We also watched Supersize Me. Can I say the director is no Michael Moore, and that he and the famed vegan chef girlfriend are not believable as a couple? Why didn't they ever show the food when it came *out* of him? And how about the part where he says all of his memories of his mother place her in the kitchen (cut to stills of her in the kitchen). Maybe it *does* make sense that his S.O. is a chef atter all......

Oh yeah, touched my feet (ok, big toes) again in Kapotasana. And held the wrist in supta kurmasana and pashasana....Not that it matters.


The heat has finally come on in my apt. So where it was frigid 'tis now sweltering. Which could be why they put in so many windows. *Love* waking up in a place with windows. And a real bed. And water pressure. And a kitchen, dining room, living room, etc.....

RUNNING ON HALF EMPTY

The only ashtanga blogger I follow with regularity just finished up his first week in Mysore. It appears his experience ("I love being here" / "I love my fellow yoga students" / "I love the Indian family I live with" not to mention he gets tons of adjustments, the food agrees with him, etc.) is the flipside of my own: http://blogs.ashtangi.net/RTM/
Maybe it's just an attitude thing. Or maybe his parents took the Xmas tree down at the appropriate time.

Lately I too have been enjoying some of the smaller things. Like Last Shot last night followed by ice cream at Something Something Slab in Evanston. Good company, free parking, popcorn, and some laughs (in which the women got the best lines) followed by amazing full-fat coconut chocolate mint decadance. OK, so all three of us were wearing Mary Janes and needed Coca-Cola to stay awake and the jazz band on the way to the W.C. was far too loud (the poor employees) and I lost my favorite earring, which I wear every day and they don't make anymore....It was still a pretty good time.






Chai

Denis Leary

Gen. Wesley Clark

German Chocolate Cake

Time-and-a-Half

Happy Students

Cold Snap

Nag Champa Candles

Smart Wool

"Spaceduh"

DANCIN' WITH MYSELF

September is almost over and not a moment too soon. Can you say "month from hell." Which came hot on the heels of the two previous months from hell (thank you Richard Lewis).

I taught 18 classes in the past week, which *could* explain the dizziness and near-fainting spells I've been having of late while teaching and practicing. Or it could be the M-word (it came to my mom early and they thought she was losing her mind and treated her to ice baths and electroshock). Why not? After just two months of being 40 I can already say that it has 35 beat, hands down (that was the year my dad died leaving my brother and me each a dollar -- which I still haven't seen -- in a will he signed on morphine three days before he expired. Also that year I was prescribed reading glasses *and* got an excruciatingly bad back, among other things). I can see the trailer now: If you thought 35 sucked, try 40! You get a career change! Fainting spells! A difficult breakup! And you get to witness a hairtrigger rebound that causes mutual friends to take sides and stains the memory of your formerly fabulous 40th birthday fete!

Oops, I'm not sposed to talk about that. But the more it's aired, the faster the stench dissipates.

Fortunately there are 10 months left . Anything could happen.....I could return to India. Play host to another parasite. Get a book deal. Do tick-tocks (gymnastic yoga move far beyond my capabilities). Figure out how to put URL's and photos on this here blog. Write a sit-com pilot with Addington that centers around my old malepals.

Doh! We already did that.

Proof that tragedy + time does indeed = comedy.

FULL MOON TURN MY HEAD AROUND

Usually the full moon -- and in particular that godawful blue one that appeared in late July -- makes one a little more emotional / on edge / prone to bouts of despair and can result in fights with the S.O. SInce there's no S.O. and hence no sleep deprivation from late-night viewing of Ben Stiller's mediocre ouevre, and the weather is finally autumnal and blustery, today's full moon *made it all fall together* -- despite my having left the appointment book at the ailing health club and the bike helmet at the thriving health club and repeating like a skipping CD the things I usually say during savasana. 'Twas topped off by meeting someone to see Garden State, which features that annoying little guy from Scrubs whose battery wasn't completely charged so he wasn't at all irritating (think Jim Carrey in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind -- which just came out on video and is a perfect companion to Garden State) but very inspiring indeed. Of course I was irked that they stole the part about having the Xmas tree up year-round (I thought my mom and I were the only ones to do that).....Must remember to mine mine own life for these things -- and not just the stuff about the crazy ex-boyfriends, either. I mean, we had 21 cats. We had the drunk second husband 'Nam vet trying various ways to murder my mother (he failed, it was annulled). We had the falling-in roof and CD radio antenna in the back yard and Titelist golf balls crashing through the picture window (which we'd then sell back to the golfers). There's gotta be something there, I just know it....

WHAT IS IT WITH THE IMMIGRANT MEN AND TOO MUCH COLOGNE?*


I dropped the new cordless headset phone ( "the headless horseman") in the toilet today. Twice.

In the first of yesterday's classes, someone started sobbing and could not stop. In the second, four walked out and one laughed like an insane person in savasana.

(The full moon peaks Tuesday around 8:05 AM).

I got lotus on my own in Karandavasana again. And lost a teaching gig.

You know the DePaul students are back when the garbage cans are overflowing and the shelves at Dominick's are picked clean (except for the German chocolate cake, which they sell by the slice for $2.50).

Someone should tell Kirby that the new beanbag chair is not a giant green scratching post.





*Send answers and theories to chaigirl@india.com

F*CK WITH THE SKINHEADS AND DIE

Today I went northwest to burn some sh*t at Bo's idyllic log home with the giant backyard and 13 cats. Make that a baker's dozen plus eight nursing (via bottle, 4x/day) orphan kittens who are just starting to make Tootsie Roll turds, not to mention the three silent black ones from another litter that hide under the bed so you can barely make out the outline of their ears (more on them at www.animallog.blogspot.com). Within moments of my arrival one or some of the elder pussies managed to douse the small box of The Vexx's gifts to me in fresh urine. Not unlike when Fritzka vomited on the TV after the 2000 election. So catlike, those felines.

After a tour -- the house is big and unbelievably comfortable with a yard like a forest preserve -- and catching up and bottle feeding the we'ens (no I did not bring home a new sibling for Kirby -- yet) we began the Fire Ceremony, in which we offered to the flames some Links to the Past That Have Been Weighing Me Down, Man.

Not sure yet if I feel lighter, esp. in the wake of the awesome Mexican dinner we consumed afterwords (all good Purgin' Sacrifices should be followed by a splurge), and which included homemade horchata that tasted of fresh cinnamon (think liquid rice pudding).....'Twas such a fine day I feel like I was gone *for some time*. Perhaps I was.....Man.





N.C.

Swingers

Seventies Saturday Night on Magic 104

Beanbag Chairs from Target

Catnip Teddy Bears

Old Friends

Fire! Fire!

APPARENTLY TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF AUTUMN, WHEN EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T ALREADY DEAD STARTS TO DIE....


Last week Addington and I did indeed manage to finish the telplay for Our Brilliant Sit-Com and get it off to Bravo -- on time. It's actually quite good (or so we think). I'd tell more but then it'd be stolen and sold (as if that isn't already happening -- why do you think they're having a contest???). We sit near our phones, anxiously awaiting that call from Hollywood. In the meantime Blaine has expressed the desire to shoot the thing -- with This Wooden Yogini playing the lead. Probably not the best idea he's ever had but as they say in India, Why Not? And if we do win the contest the booby prize is participation in a ten-week Project Greenlight-esque reality TV show, ugh: http://www.bravotv.com/Situation:_Comedy/

...Last night I dined al fresco with a *friend* across the street from an austere, way-too-hip-for-Lakeview pan-Asian restaurant called Ping Pong. Then we went next door for ice cream (the weather right now is not to be believed).... and noticed that the statuesque male waiters were wearing *spike heels* which put quite a swing on their collective back porch. Can you say "disturbing?" And why oh why would anyone voluntary do such a thing? (if you know the answer to that or any related questions of cruelty please e-mail me).

CONUNDRUM

Today with help from B. I touched my feet in kapotasana (an intense backbend).* 'Twas the first time I've gone that deep since Lino and Gwendolyn worked their magic in Kovalam (now if I could only COME UP from the pose). It makes one wonder (read in Carrie Bradshaw voice):

What if a crushed heart is NOT an injury, but rather some sort of "opening?"

Maybe the body knows better than the mind sometimes.....

(One wishes the mind would catch up -- and soon)





*Also held the wrist in pasasana and yoganidrasana

LIKE A PURGIN'


Procrastination works this way: Things stay on the to-do list until a more odious task (usually one with a firm deadline) makes it to the top of the heap. As the deadline looms, the more hateful thing grows in importance, and suddenly it is imperative that the kitchen floor is mopped, the tub is scrubbed, receipts are filed, the bio is redone, the litter box refilled and the pile on the dining room table is downsized. That’s how things get done around my house anyway.... So on Saturday instead of installing Final Draft and working on the screenplay (due in six days) I tackled the bedroom closet, pulling a giant box’s worth of beloved outfits off the hangers, including vintage items and pieces that had belonged to my forebears. (I’ve been reading “How to Conquer Clutter” by Stephanie Culp-- very dangerous-- and now feel less obligated to hold on to other people’s “stuff,” especially since I’ve finally stopped having the dream where my mom comes back from the dead and asks what happened to all of her belongings).

Some excuses Culp blows out of the water:

“I might need it someday”
“There’s an article I have to read in that”
“It will be worth money someday”
“It will come back in style if I wait long enough”
“It was a gift”
“I paid good money for it’
“As soon as I lose 20 pounds, I’ll be able to wear it again”
“It’s still perfectly good”
“It doesn’t belong to me, it belongs to _____” (Apparently you’re supposed to tell them to come and get it, not sell it on eBay or dump it in the alley)
“I inherited it”
“It just need to be fixed and it will be good as new”
“They don’t make things like that anymore”
“I’m saving it for____”
“It would cost a fortune to replace”
“It brings back memories”


So once you’ve filled the giant box you must bring it immediately to the Brown E., which closes at 6. If you don’t, you’ll end up going through everything again and keeping half of it. Or worse; I’ve had such strong second thoughts that I’ve actually gone back to the Brown E. and tried to buy my stuff back (unfortunately it had already been sold -- or snapped up by some discerning employee).

Impervious to the in-progress Cubs game -- a biplane trailing a banner is a dead giveaway -- I toted the stuff over there at 5:20 (beating my usual record of 5:55). As I was trying to see over the top of the box and negotiate the front door a nice woman started to open it for me...and then barked, “IS THAT GARAGE SALE JUNK? WE DON’T WANT GARAGE SALE STUFF! WE DON’T HAVE ROOM FOR IT,” and started peering into it. “Hell no,” I said (read the following in a Fat Albert voice). “This is my good junk! Good junk that I’ve had for years and couldn’t part with until I read ‘How to Conquer Clutter!’ And a lot of it is vintage” [including the faded Tin-Tin Levi’s jacket I painted in the mid-1980’s when I had a mohawk, and which landed me a gig doing animation for a local filmmaker a few years later]. The gargoyle let me in; I pulled out a brand-new skirt with the original price tag on it to show her I was in fact telling the truth, and eventually she thanked me. Meanwhile I was filling out the donation form when her bald cohort two feet away launched into a very loud diatribe about people coming at the last minute. “WHAT DO THEY DO ALL DAY?” he bitched. “DO THEY LOOK AT THEIR WATCHES AT 5:30 AND SAY, ‘OH, LET’S GO TO THE BROWN E?’” Having practiced in the AM and napped in the PM I kept my mouth shut and showed them what that door was for.





(This is becoming like the new Spy list.....well, not really):


http://members.tripod.com/~BobCurry2/carryboxes.JPG

Liz Phair - “Exile in Guyville”

99.9 FM (“We Play Anything”) Radio, where ELO’s “Turn to Stone” was followed by Stevie Wonder’s “Sir Duke."

Soundtracks for “Main Hoon Na” and “Kal Ho Naa Ho” (the latter includes an excruciating full-on Bollywood cover of “Pretty Woman”)

More Pandoras!

Deleted scenes from “High Fidelity”

”La Dolce Vita”

Veggie Booty (Ten for $10 at Jewel)

smartypants.diaryland.com

An encore presentation for the third anniversary of 9/11 (no calls please):


SATYA'S SEPTEMBER 2001 NEW YORK DIARY....

WEDNESDAY MORNING SEPTEMBER 12

Hi all,
As you know, I'm in New York for the first two weeks of a monthlong workshop with Sri K. Pattabhi Jois, director of the Ashtanga Yoga Research Institute in Mysore, India. As usual, I'm staying with M., who's been home because Blue Man Group was canceled of course. Earthlink is out in the northeast, which means we've had no E-mail for some time. I found a Chicago dial-up number and so far so good.

We are below 14th Street at 11th, and if you've been watching the news you'll know that everything below 14th is closed, part of the "frozen zone." There are checkpoints and police all over (and national-guard-looking types farther uptown, also supposedly some tanks), and barricades at side streets. Last night Hudson, the major street we're just off of, was full of ambulances. Up and down, up and down, sirens at regular intervals. It's a route to Chelsea Piers (where we did yoga Tuesday morning), and also we're not far from St. Vincent's Hospital, which has taken in a lot of victims. M.'s roommate brought clothes there yesterday and today I'll go over and see about donating blood since (a) I have a donor card and (b) I'm O-negative. He also said that by the time he got there (5 PM or so) the shelves of the corner store had been picked clean of bread and produce.

M. and his roommate were watching The Event on TV Tues AM when the second plane hit. A few minutes later they lost the broadcast, because the transmitters were on top of the World Trade Center. Now we're stuck with sucky channel two, which comes from the Empire State Building. "We're getting cable when this is over," M.'s roommate said last night. Assuming it will be over.

As for me, I was coming out of yoga at Chelsea Piers and walking south with a friend when I noticed a huge cloud of smoke in the sky. We turned a corner and my friend's mother grabbed us and said, "You have to see this. The World Trade Center is on fire." We followed her to a little island near where Eighth Ave turns into Hudson. Just one building was on fire, and everyone thought it was a freak accident; somehow a plane went out of control. Many people were on cell phones, telling their friends what happened, asking about their welfare. I looked away to talk to Jennifer and her mother about something, and when I looked back the second one had been hit.

Everyone got really scared and nervous. We knew by then that it was no accident. More cell phone calls. Then a blond guy on a cell phone said a 767 had hit it. People got even more upset; some started crying.

On the way back to M.'s there were groups of people standing on Hudson, just staring south toward the burning buildings. At that point both towers were standing, and it was a beautiful, cloudless day, except for the angry black puff of smoke. The biggest crowds were gathered around cars with the radios full-on and the doors open. Every once in a while an ambulance would head north. It was election day, so there were little groups of poll watchers or electioneers or whatever they were in matching blue T-shirts, also listening to radios.

I found M. and the roommate in the living room, staring at the blank TV screen and listening to NPR. I dropped off my yoga mat and grabbed a camera. When I took a picture of the towers (still standing) a guy walking by said, "That's sick. That's sick."

We ran into M.'s friend Emily H. (co-founder and editor of the on-line magazine SiliconSalley.com) on the street. She'd just awakened to the whole mess and suspected the entire kitchen staff she works with at an Aussie restaurant was up at Windows on the World, where they also work part-time.

We went over to see Paul G. (a Glaswegian like M., he's the one who penned the short-lived musical Bright Lights Big City). He and his family live in SoHo, which is much closer to the blast than we are. There were hordes of people walking north, away from the disaster. We watched the buildings collapse on TV, and then ran out into the street (Thompson) to see it firsthand.

People were screaming into cell phones with those New York accents. Also crying, "I can't believe it, the World Trade Centa is gawn! It's gawn! Oh my gawd!" It was so bizarre, because the WTC so dominated the skyline-it's what everyone looks at when they want to know which way is south.

Then there was a gas leak scare at Sixth Ave, and people were running down the street (south!) toward the devastation. The Paul G’s were especially freaked-out because they had three kids in a Jewish school uptown. They learned that the school was in lockdown, and every time the phone rang, we all jumped. Miriam, who'd seen the whole thing while jogging along the Hudson, was still wearing her workout clothes. Paul finally found a cab and got the kids-and the neighbor's two kids-home. They kept saying "Who would do this?" and no one could really answer, although it did come across that it was "people who hate us."

At yoga earlier I stood in line to kiss Guruji's feet and told him my name. "You come to Mysore?" he asked. "Yes," I said, "In January," and he patted my cheek twice and said, "Good, good." Now it doesn't seem like such a sure thing.

Everyone finally agreed to stock up on a bunch of food-I wanted to the minute I heard nothing was coming into Manhattan-and we finally went back home to old channel two. A lot of places were closed. I got the last two sandwiches at a place across Hudson, which was out of ice and bread. For some reason the Magnolia Bakery was open. When the roommate came back from giving clothes at St. Vincent's, he said there were tons of hip West Village people there, standing calmly in line, waiting to give blood with the same cool demeanor they have while shopping. Indeed, everyone is very calm and helpful. They even give way on the sidewalk!

At night we tried to go back to Paul G's. I brought bandannas in case of dust as well as a flashlight, passport, and contact lens stuff, in case we couldn't come back. There was a checkpoint at Houston. After being foiled by one officer we took a different route. M. lied and said we were staying there, gave the address. They let us through, saying, "As long as you're not tourists going down to take pictures." While the West Village was full of people with dogs/cell phones/cigarettes/hip outfits eating at the few restaurants that were open and cramming the bars that had cable, SoHo was a near-dead zone. We saw people camped out on the sidewalk on lawn chairs, listening to portable radios and talking quietly. Every once in a while you'd see exhausted people with stethoscopes, face masks, and scrubs walking home, dazed. There was a major convoy of earthmovers, rescue squads, and dump trucks in front of the fire station; also a dust-covered pickup with a large square hole in its windshield. After seeing the Paul G’s, who were finishing up dinner and watching cable, we went back north to our place. On the way out, a civilian told us that we wouldn't be able to get back in, and I doubt we'll get to see the Paul G’s today.

There's no yoga-the outgoing message on the answering machine says it'll resume tomorrow and everything is closed. Including Urinetown, which we'd finally gotten tickets for. (I went to the World Trade Center on Saturday to get some at TKTS, which was closed. While walking through the cavernous, near-empty WTC mall and trying to figure out which tower to enter, I thought about the 1993 bombing and how it happened the day I met Jim and Kai and drove them to the train to NYC.)

Since Blue Man's still canceled we'll visit Emily, who has cable, and I'll try to give blood. It's all very strange. I'm supposed to fly back Saturday night on American but who knows. At least they're finally letting people out of Manhattan.

NOON WEDNESDAY

Some friends from Glasgow made it here from midtown today, where they are staying in a hostel. They had no trouble with the subway and got past the barrier guards by saying they were coming to visit us (they're young women with charming accents, which didn't hurt their case). They first saw the news yesterday on the huge TV screen in Times Square (which they said is bereft of people this morning). People were standing there, staring in disbelief. The girls had bought postcards of the WTC, "ten for a dollar." All of their plans have been put on hold, but their #1 priority was to shop anyway, so M. pointed them toward Bleeker Street.

People are cramming the coffee shops, which are out of bagels and bread. The workers look tired, the lines are long, strollers take up a lot of space. The playgrounds are full, and people are out with their dogs. There is a giant, benign-looking white cloud hovering near the gaping hole where the twin towers once stood. The newsboxes contain yesterday's paper, the one with Bill Ayers in the arts section talking about how great it is to bomb things, and we're still stuck with channel two (which keeps showing the same stairwell survivor from the second tower who went down 82 floors to safety). Word is that Chelsea Piers is now a morgue. There's an ice rink there. Got a call today from Teresa W. who used to work at the Tribune. She came down to do yoga and cover arts out of the Washington Post's New York bureau (on 57th). It took her two hours to get to work from 23rd Street yesterday, after she convinced the driver of an express bus to Queens to drop her off at 57th. She acted as editor/coordinator for the reporters covering the disaster on Tuesday. The pay phones are free, and so is the subway.

Dreyfus (my brother, who looks like the actor) called and said that our cousin Craig, who works for the government, is worried and that there could be as many as 50 terrorists in this particular cell-most of whom are still at large. The airports are still closed, he says, because they expect more from them. There are gas lines and price gouging ($4/gallon) in McHenry. One wonders if one shouldn't get her ass to Penn Station and buy a ticket to Chicago.

I heard that Bill Ayers's book tour is canceled. Smart move. Who knows what will happen next. Wonder how long I must stay in this dorm situation, and if we should get more food, since nothing is coming into this part of Manhattan.

1:30 PM WEDNESDAY

We went out to stock up on groceries-even M. was up for it. On the way out he wondered if his health club was open-I think he wants to go swimming.

We went to the health food store, figuring that most people would avoid it. Sure enough, the shelves were bursting and even being restocked. We got bread, rice, canned beans, cheese, granola, Rice Dream. M. pulled out a charge card but the cashier didn't know whether or not it would work so we paid cash. Now I am worrying about whether we should go to the cash machine and pull out what we can, since there are long lines. On the way back we noticed the white cloud is coming our way. It's still sunny here but not for long. The atmosphere is slightly hazy and our throats hurt and it smells like burnt metal. I just noticed that it's coming into the apartment. The falafel place reopened and was doing brisk business. While eating we noticed Janeane Garofalo walking her dog and greeting her public. The White Horse was bursting with people, also the sidewalks were full. It looked like a street fair, only the streets were empty (but for ambulances and police).

People call at regular intervals wanting to know if we're OK, but trying to call out is a joke. We cleaned out the fridge. Every once in a while Rudy Giuliani is on TV, giving a speech. He is far more reassuring than anyone from the federal government-even the people who hate him love him right now.

10 PM WEDNESDAY

The acrid white cloud of poison is here, and the air conditioner cannot filter it out. That seems to rule out those flimsy masks, too. Dreyfus said people below 14th are at risk for asbestos inhalation. M.'s bicycle outside is covered with a fine gray dust. At Emily's earlier we discussed whether or not to evacuate. But to where? The Amtrak trains to Chicago are full and we have no car. If we go to Brooklyn we won't be able to get back below 14th, because M. uses a PO box and does not have a single piece of ID or even a bill or piece of mail with his address on it. What with the military and police and barricades and stockpiling food and threat of civil unrest (too many people around with no work to do) and more destruction and everyone walking around upset, it's just like being in one of those "other" countries.

I went down to St. Vincent's, which was not taking blood. People everywhere. Handwritten signs saying "Come back tomorrow," and a huge line for volunteers. Also those people holding pictures of loved ones. I considered going uptown to give, but probably would not be able to come back down, as they are checking IDs at 14th Street. Bob E. (the dancer and former director of Link's Hall, who now lives in Brooklyn) called from the other side, saying he was not able to cross the street. He also said people were lining the West Side Highway and applauding the rescue workers. We went down (me wearing a bandanna over my mouth) and this was indeed happening. They had thank-you signs and American flags and NYC T-shirts (for the record, there were a couple of men in turbans, too). They even applauded military vehicles and the police. M., who is not a citizen, did not seem to want to stay, so we left to visit Paul G.

This time M. was not able to talk his way onto the other side of Houston; they wanted ID (on TV they're saying this zone is in a "state of emergency"). I asked the officer for an extra face mask but he had none. You could see across the street to SoHo, which was empty, all the shops closed. On our side: people dining al fresco. We are basically stuck between 14th and Houston because of the ID problem. We are stuck, stuck, stuck and it suck-suck-sucks. I can't even help by giving blood, because all the donation sites are above 14th. Yoga's supposed to start up again tomorrow but it's south of Houston so it looks doubtful.

I spoke to Teresa again, at the Washington Post. She was at Staten Island covering triage there. No one was coming in, so she was about to return to Manhattan. I wish I'd applied for my press pass a few weeks earlier so I could at least be doing something. It's probably at the post office right now, waiting for me.

Best conspiracy theories heard today:

—Plane that crashed in PA was shot down by U.S. (E-mail).

—The hijackers had anthrax on the plane, and that's what we're all breathing (Miriam's sister, who also thinks The Sopranos suffers from bad writing).

—Big gas leak downtown threatens all of lower Manhattan (Dreyfus).

Things seen:

—Many people with professional cameras, wandering around.

—Villagers dining al fresco, sans masks.

—A sign in a store window: "No Today's Newspaper."

—Biography Bookshop open for business.

—Not one commercial on TV.

—Same two anchors on channel two since yesterday; tonight they switched sides, which was disconcerting.

M. just walked in and said they evacuated the area around the Empire State Building because of a bomb threat. We are situated between the ESB and the former World Trade Center.

Maybe Greyhound has an open seat.

THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 13

Last night the roommate brought the day's paper from The Other Side, which was a treat. It was the Daily News but the whole thing was about the WTC and I couldn't put it down.

Got up at five to try to make it to yoga, which was supposed to be in SoHo at the Puck Building today. It's still closed, so it's being held at the sponsor's studio. Before I left I watched some channel two of course. People are now bringing in the toothbrushes and hairbrushes of missing loved ones for identification purposes. The anchors had changed places again. During the walk the city was quiet, quiet, quiet, except for Sixth Ave, which had a lot of what seemed to be nonemergency vehicles. Somehow everyone had managed to hose the dog urine off the sidewalks, which were still wet. Instead of the WTC there was a white glow telling me which way was south.

Houston was still barricaded. I took Crosby over and walked right up to one of the police officers (by the way, they tend to be thin here). I explained that I was trying to go to a yoga workshop, and it worked! After a bit of hesitation he let me go. Maybe he was tired. Behind me I heard, "We're in!" from someone also carrying a yoga mat. She was wearing a dust mask and walked in the street "because of the rats." Garbage hasn't been picked up in a while and is piling up everywhere. At least the wind has changed direction; maybe we can open the windows today.

There were about 40 people at yoga; I didn't see anyone else from Chicago. Most seemed to be from the area (including Willem and Gwynneth, natch). The woman checking people in was on the phone, telling the person on the other end that she couldn't help them get across Houston. No one talked before class, which was unusual. During practice Guruji didn't make a single joke; he was businesslike and class went quickly. I was distracted, weak, and stiff and had no balance. We heard more sirens than usual. Before savasana, we were told to call after 11:30 to find out if/where we will practice on Thursday. Only about 15 people had shown up for the 7:30 class when I left at 7:40. One of the students was telling someone, "If it were just the bad smell, that would be one thing...."

M. just came in and said, "I wonder what the New Yorker cover is going to be." He won't find out anytime soon, since mail service below 14th Street has been suspended since Tuesday (still no current newspapers, either). Ray Hanania is on public radio talking about anti-Palestinian sentiment. His Chicago accent is thick; maybe Ghada Talhami was already booked.

After class I sat outside the studio and watched a truck unloading produce at World Farm, Inc., which seemed to be a good sign. I also eavesdropped on the yoga people who were unlocking their bikes. Here's what I heard:

Woman A: "I live above the bomb squad [a few blocks over from us] and to get out of my house yesterday, I had to show three pieces of ID."

Woman B: "Everyone was running north to get away from the buildings, and I was running south to get my kids."

Woman C: "That's awful."

Woman B: "But they're alive."

Man: "I was at the Empire State Building last night during the bomb scare. I ran with everyone else. When I came back they'd broken into my car and stolen everything."

Woman D: "Who? The police?"

Man: "No, whoever was still there after I left."

One thing we have not heard since Tuesday morning is music.

On the walk home I saw a Starbucks in SoHo that was closed (but Dean & DeLuca was open). On a corner I ran across a makeshift memorial with flowers, candles, photos, and a bottle of water. I saw a single class photo of a young man dangling on a wire from an awning. A boy in a white shirt and navy pants was turning away from a Catholic school that had a sign on the door: "Closed today. Watch TV and listen to radio to find out about tomorrow, 9/14." He looked sad. I also saw a sign in a hardware store window: "Sorry. Out of dust masks."

I took Broadway home and when I got to Houston there was a crowd and lots of police. I was able to walk across the border freely, but on the other side there was a huge line of people waiting to have their IDs checked so they could get to work south of Houston.

The bagel place was still out of bagels, and they are no longer asking for blood.

6 PM THURSDAY

Giuliani said they will reopen lower Manhattan (to Canal Street) tomorrow so that commerce can resume. I can't get through to the yoga center. On-line I read that 300 people in Bridgeview, Illinois, stormed a mosque. I've seen nothing like that here.

They keep showing the people on TV with the pictures and descriptions of loved ones. I can't imagine what it would be like to watch the plane plunging into the building again and again on TV and not know whether or not they were there. I've recently lost three souls very close to me but at least had some warning and was able to be there comforting them (and myself) as they passed on. And at least I know what happened to their bodies. These people have no such closure, so they walk around with the pictures.

We decided to try to visit the Paul G’s this afternoon. The plan this time was for Paul G to meet us at the Houston border at Thompson Street. (He was going to share a flask of Scotch with M. if we couldn't get through.) There were people on the streets as we made our way there, but not as many as yesterday. Store owners were sticking American flags on their awnings. At the army surplus place on the corner M. heard this exchange:

Man: "Do you have any American flags?"

Owner: "No, all gone."

Man: "Do you have any red-white-and-blue flags?"

Owner: "No, all gone."

Man: "Do you have any flags?"

Owner: (hopefully) "We have the Indian flag."

As we went further east and south the air got more acrid, and we put on our bandannas. There were only a few people at the barricade. Paul G stood on the other side, holding the corner of his polo shirt over his nose and mouth. He came over to get us, then introduced us to the border guard, who waved us through after looking at our ID. The officer did a double take at my passport, turning it over to see what it was. (I have it with me because the drive-through teller at the bank failed to return my driver's license the day before I left Chicago. Gee-I could escape to Scotland, too.)

Most of the Paul G family was inside, bored. Their school is way uptown, and subway service below 42nd was suspended this morning (yet Broadway shows resume tonight). The girls were watching soaps and trying to do math homework. One was wearing an NYC T-shirt. They said they'd gone out of the house on Wednesday, after the air cleared. Both air conditioners were running. Paul G had a headache and soon I got one, too, maybe from watching the crawl at the bottom of the TV screen during Laura Bush's smug speech.

Paul G said he'd be happy to return to Glasgow until the end of the year. "If something else happens, I'm leaving New York." His parents left New York on a cruise to Bermuda on Saturday and are not allowed to sail back into the city; they'll have to come ashore elsewhere and take a bus the rest of the way. M. wondered if they shouldn't just get back to Scotland as soon as possible. He's supposed to go Sunday for Rosh Hashanah and his father's 75th birthday. Every time he expresses concern that his vacation will probably be cut short I say, testily, "There are a lot of people who will never go to Scotland, ever."

I decided to go back to 11th Street to take a nap and nurse my headache. M. walked me to Houston. SoHo was still dead. This time the border patrol had extra face masks. On the way home a designer handbag store and some shops that sell chess supplies were open; so was Temple in the Village, my favorite Asian/vegan buffet. I stopped to fill up on tofu and greens. While I ate there was bad air coming in through the open door. I saw a sleek Village woman walk briskly by. She wore a white dust mask and had a cell phone pressed to her ear.

When I got home there was a message from Bob Eisen saying he'd sneaked past the guards and was below 14th Street.

They just evacuated the Senate and closed the airports. I wanted to go to Times Square to pick up some $2 I Heart NY T-shirts tomorrow but it'll probably be evacuated, too. Maybe I should look into renting a car.

9 PM THURSDAY

The smoke is back. We just returned from walking around the neighborhood. In front of a closed fire station there was a not-so-makeshift memorial with many candles and really beautiful flowers as well as poems and pictures of missing people. It glowed and smelled good; there was a poster asking us to pray for the firehouse's missing "brothers," and a list of names. A crowd was gathered, very quiet.

There are "missing persons walls" all over the place, especially around St. Vincent's-on bus kiosks, empty walls, phone booths, media vans, and pizza parlors. Each has a flyer asking people to check on missing neighbors' pets and to contact the ASPCA if they can't get in.

Near one of them was a large piece of plywood, painted white. In red lettering it said, "We Are Stronger Now."

Some people have taken to dressing in the American flag like it's Carnival. Only about a sixth wear dust masks; there are many with New York City T-shirts. The homeless do not seem to be doing any better than usual. There are boxes here and there for the collection of work gloves, dust masks, and flashlights. We walked to 14th Street, and while there were still barricades, pedestrians could move about freely.

St. Vincent's is still drawing a huge crowd. People were adding pictures to missing persons walls and watching the press sit in their corral awaiting their cue. Most reporters and producers wore American flags of some sort. One walked around holding a handwritten sign above his head: "Anyone from Colorado?" He had no takers.

We felt the subway running under our feet on the way home-below 14th Street!

Just outside the house we saw drag queens in the park, applying makeup and getting ready for the evening.

The roommate has figured out how to get channel seven (by running the antenna through the VCR), which is a real treat.

Dreyfus just called and said people in McHenry are driving around with American flags on their cars; he saw one pickup with a Confederate flag on the other side. He also said someone opened fire on the owner of a gas station in Gary, Indiana. He was an Arab-American who had lived there for 11 years.

On TV they just said they need rain protection for the workers. I ran out and told M. that Blue Man should donate a bunch of ponchos (the ones worn by people in the front row), especially since they haven't done shows in three days. He says they probably have a few hundred extra ones but did not commit.

I just read an article in Salon calling for Osama bin Laden to be treated as a criminal to be hunted down with the cooperation of the various 'stans, instead of the U.S. declaring war on everyone. Another pointed out that the U.S. trained bin Laden as a terrorist back when the USSR was the enemy. An E-mail from M. Moore blames it on class and imperialism. Whatever the case, all of these American flags are getting a bit scary.

Dreyfus just called again and read an article over the phone to me: there are elevated levels of asbestos and dioxin in the air; I should "get the hell out of there." Maybe I can rent a car below 14th Street tomorrow.

11 AM FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 14

Raining hard. After all that talk of a second wave of hijackers foiled at NYC airports last night, I was nauseous and migrainey and slept through class today; I think it was a defense mechanism. When I finally got up, M. was coming through the door (soaked) with coffee, bagels, and today's paper, which means that the streets are opening up. He called Blue Man-they are indeed doing shows tonight and he's doing a double. They also said he could take a few shows' worth of ponchos over to Union Square.

No word yet on when we'll get out of town. M.'s family keeps calling to find out what's happening. They say the rest of the world feels sorry for the U.S. (there's a switch), and of course they played our national anthem at Buckingham Palace yesterday.



SUNDAY MORNING, SEPTEMBER 16 (CHICAGO)

I managed to get home, after a flight cancellation, a flight mix-up, countless delays, a gate change, and a three-hour check-in line (not to mention the endless wait at O'Hare for a train). I was so exhausted after five hours at frigid LaGuardia that I slept through the snack.

At home now I am quite at loose ends-it's weird being out of the eye of the storm. This place is so far removed from what happened, it seems almost like it didn't happen-especially if the TV isn't on. Strangely, I wish I were still there.

I think I last wrote on Friday morning. Friday afternoon I lost the headache and finally saw fit to catch up on some work, while M. went to BMG to pick up the rain ponchos for the volunteers. He came back a short time later after taking a nasty spill on his bike. After a cup of tea and a few minutes of ice on the knee and nonstop TV coverage, he was back at it (this time he took a cab). I did some more work, researched Greyhound tickets, and prepared lunch. When he got back we ate (in front of the TV) and had a nap. After he left for work, I checked the American Airlines Web site, and my flight had been canceled. After several attempts I got ahold of an agent and rescheduled (or so I thought).

I wanted to see what the first BMG show after the disaster would be like. The rain had stopped and the temperature dropped; everyone was wearing dark fall clothes and again it was very quiet. There were police from Miami (not fat) near M.'s house. In Washington Square Park I heard the music of one lone flute. There was still an occasional F-16 flying overhead.

In front of the theater there was a group of people holding candles. They were very young and very quiet and I was not in the mood, so I went down to the incense seller, near Kmart, and bought a couple of boxes of nag champa. She also handed me a tiny Ziploc pouch with a tiny seed in it and a note: "All things are possible with faith the size of this mustard seed. / Matthew 17:17-20."

I got a light for the incense and had my own vigil on a stoop a few yards down from BMG. After a while I started walking toward Broadway. People were watching CNN at Kmart. National Wholesale Liquidators, my favorite store in NYC (next to the Turkish grocery store Turkacino) was dead but for people buying up candles. In front, men in turbans (and some without) held candles. Most stores-even Crunch gym-had candles in front, with or without people holding them. A bunch of police cars had pulled up in front of NWL, lights flashing. We were standing and watching what was happening-nothing-when a passerby yelled, "Stop watching! Stop watching!" She was right, of course.

I went back to the theater near the end of the show. The house was half-full, and I took a seat behind the girls from Glasgow. They'd spent a good part of the day in Harlem, while one got her hair braided.

After sitting down I started crying. I'm not sure why-maybe because it was so pathetic, this whole "the show must go on" mentality, these people trying to have fun while outside others were wandering around clutching those photos. It was so sad; the frat boys in front, who'd be the first to go, were enjoying it way too much for my taste.

The weirdest part of the show was at the end, when they tried to make the audience pull the paper down to the front of the stage. The last third of the theater was empty; our side was woefully weak. Also I think people weren't sure what they were supposed to do. The crew had to do most of the work.

Afterward, the girls said they loved it and got their picture taken with M., as did many others. Instead of collecting money to fight AIDS, the musicians held out buckets for disaster relief.

I walked back through Washington Square Park, which was strangely empty. Then I noticed light near the arch. It was well after ten and people were still holding the candlelight vigil; the chain-link fence around the monument was stuffed with flowers, flags, notes, poems, last suppers, murals, and pictures of the missing. Below, hundreds of votives burned. It smelled wonderful.

People were wandering back and forth in front of the memorial, and after adding a lighted stick of incense to it, I did too. And again I started crying. I stayed a long time, wandering back and forth. Some people were draped in flags or wore flag bandannas or carried flags. But most seemed to prefer to let their mascots-dogs or children-wear the stuff. Behind us, in the sunken fountain area, there were more candles. There were also huge white sheets of canvas attached to the fence, and baskets of markers, so that people could add their own messages (many were). Almost all of them advocated peace and a well-reasoned response to the tragedy. "Arab-Americans Are Our Fellow Americans" was another typical response, as were messages of sympathy.

In another corner of the park there was a group sing-along, to songs such as "I Can See Clearly," "Ziggy Stardust," and that horrible Red Hot Chili Peppers hit. People stood in a circle around the guitar players. The ringleader was going around and singing in the faces of people who weren't belting their hearts out. I backed away and watched from a safe distance. The male half of a couple who'd just arrived said, "There's coach!" and ran to the other side of the circle to high-five one of the loudest singers. I slowly made my way home. It was Friday night, around 11-dinnertime for NY'ers-and the streets were empty. But the sidewalks were full of candles.

Next day I got up at five and walked to yoga. After two weeks of walking unmolested down Bleeker in the dark to the Puck Building, this is the day someone decides to "Hey baby" me. I walked faster and he followed but finally gave up. (I was wearing steel-toed boots.)

Only a fraction of the class showed up at yoga, but at least Teresa and Mary, another Chicagoan, were there. Teresa said she hit a wall on Thursday, after interviewing children who saw the crashes firsthand; she was staying on to continue covering what happened. Guruji made a few jokes this time; the mood was better, and so was my practice (although my balance was still nil). I brought my camera to take pictures of the second group for my Yoga Chicago review. I snapped a shot of my group in savasana; after class I learned there would be no second class. That was it. And I have one photo of the class-people in corpse pose.

On the way out, a group of us walked toward the door. A woman in front of us screamed "OH MY GAWD!" and we all jumped back two feet, ducking our heads. Turns out the nincompoop just ran into someone she hadn't seen since Tuesday.

On Saturday morning, M. and I sat around the house until we realized we'd be much happier outside. The candles on the stoop were still burning. We sat in the sun on a bench on Hudson, and watched the people walk by. Again the F-16s flew overhead.

We thought it would be hard to get a cab to the airport, but a van stopped right away. A woman standing on the sidewalk said, "You got a good one. You'll have a good trip." M. said he loved me and told the driver to take the Midtown Tunnel, which was open. On the way to the airport, we got stuck behind a giant dump truck, which was filled to the brim and emitted a horrible smell. I didn't want to speculate about its origins.

At the airport there were some bomb-sniffing dogs outside and U.S. marshalls inside. Other than that, and the delays and lines, the only difference was that they had to count the number of passengers and pieces of luggage before we could take off.

Everything here seems the same, except there are those flags everywhere. I guess there is one difference-when I got off the train, a CTA employee offered to help carry my suitcases down the stairs, which was a great help. She also opened a special exit gate for me, and wished me a good weekend.

M., it turns out, left JFK on time, and got a free upgrade to boot.

'LOOZA

Today’s early morn private lessons were cancelled, which meant no $ but plenty o’ sleep (I feel like my limbs have been injected with Tylenol PM -- or maybe it was yesterday’s too-early back-to-back classes [Durga help me next week when my full schedule starts] and I didn’t practice). Three people attended the 10 AM class, netting me all of $15. The “vinyasa flow” (whatever that is) one at the Fancy Seventies Health Club attracted ten people.....all of whom: A). listened and B). stuck around for savasana! A first for me (Duh -- so many people walked out a couple of weeks ago because the class ends at 5:15, not 5:30!). On the way out of the Fancy Club there’s a little cantina where a trio plays jazz and there are pretzel baskets on the tables and many people getting lit. Very healthy. There’s also an overpriced little gourmet shop selling fat-free (yeah right) double chocolate cookies that soften the long drive home in rush hour traffic (just as you can’t have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat, you can’t ride your bike when your limbs are weak).
So I am *honoring my body* or whatever and staying in tonight while some of my favorite people in the world dine downtown at Cru.....

Oh yeah...... this week's edition of the Backwards R is the last drab B&W version of the city's largest weak freely. Next Friday look for a colorful, weirdly-folded image-driven version designed by some cutting-edge Barcelonians to give Time Out a run for its money. Don't, however, waste your time looking for my byline....





ON THE TURNTABLE:
Pandoras - “Stop Pretending”

IN THE VCR:
High Fidelity

ON THE WORD PROCESSOR:
the brilliant new sitcom “Valerie Loves Me”

KNACKERED

Ack, teaching at 6AM and 7:30AM after a 7:30 PM class the previous night makes Satya a dull girl. Not just dull but kind of miserable, too. Esp. as there was only one person each for the brand-new classes. No one showed for the second until ten minutes into it; there I was, visions of a nap dancing above my head... and in walks an effervescent student. Who turned out to be a teacher at the club. Karma yoga indeed.

THE NEW PASSPORT IS HERE! THE NEW PASSPORT IS HERE!

And it only took the government a full month to process it... Now I must look at and show to strangers the *ab-solute worst picture of myself, ever* until I am 50 years old. Fifty! And something tells me my mug isn’t going to improve much at all o’er the next decade....

Nonetheless ‘tis a good day indeed when:

-The weather is pristine, high-pressure and cool and you get to ride your bike in it *and* your two-tone hair falls perfectly into place.

-The student tells you there’s something “healing and nurturing” about your rote Ashtanga Basics class.

-You can stand up from backbend.

-The therapist lets loose with some new (to me) ideas, including: You cannot have a successful relationship without each partner being able to:
1. Give and receive love (duh!), 2. Manage their own anxiety, 3. Manage their own anger.... You know, instead of throwing it at the other person and expecting them to try and fix it, you do it yourself -- imagine that! Much work is being done on the last two, Madame, each and every day.

-There’s no waiting at the bike shop (must change the handlebar stem in the hopes of relieving the neck problem), and three of the four mechanics are women.

-There’s no queue at the bubble tea stall, either (Krazy 4 Juice, at 4826 N. Broadway... There, now I’ve gone and ruined it).

-You successfully install the latest version of Internet Explorer, neo-luddite that you are.

-The Trader Joe’s clerk’s pithy patter evaporates to reveal the dark, paranoid personality festering below

-The latest self-help book arrives (“The Ever-Transcending Spirit: The Psychology of Human Relationships, Consciousness, and Development” by Toru Sato).

-The pecking birds (editors) don’t call until 6PM and by then you’re nearly off the hook....so to speak. Or maybe that's just when the shitty part of the day begins.....

SEEN THIS WEEKEND:

-“Vanity Fair,” in which the nutcracker-looking soldiers sported the hippest of retard hairstyles (think the hottest of the hot downtown three-chord bands, circa early 1800’s). Very satisfying, plus the Sharp-tongued heroine wound up reuniting with her true love.... and moving to India.

-The Jacques Tati masterpiece “Playtime" which cannot be compared to any other film (Many Citroens, madame)

-The French thriller “Red Lights,” in which an unlikeable couple spend an eternity driving and fighting... until the uppity lawyer woman gets raped and learns her place and the ineffectual drunken husband becomes a man by killing an escaped convict. They all lived happily ever after.

-Three episodes of “The Office” (overrated but not that bad overall)

-Some roadkill

-43 yoga students

-The living room wall rushing past my vision during dropbacks

-Bubble's DVD of the 40 in 04 party

-Cat on its back, paws in the air

-A man who does yoga *and* plays racquetball with "Don" Rumsfeld

-Friends old and new at a civilized outdoor Wicker Park Party where too much pizza was consumed and it was learned that having a single whisky sour can give more relief to an immobile neck than three trips to the chiro and all the Advil in the world.

-Many pinks and purples during a massage / cranial-sacral therpy session which released the poisonous lumps in my shoulders and arms, straightened out my neck and helped release some incredibly strong emotions thus ceasing certain obsessive thoughts. Now I know the true meaning of the word “lightheaded.” (For more see http://www.consciouschoice.com/health/cranialsacral1406.html)




On the Turntable:
Lucinda Williams - “Six Blocks Away”

In the Gullet:
Hazelnut Lindt chocolate, straight from Austria

LABOUR DAY BLUES


My neck was throbbing
Left fingers a-tingling
When I woke up this morning
And got myself an Ad-vil
Kicked the cat out of the room
And dreamed Manju was in town.







On the turntable:
Tom Waits - Swordfishtrombones
(includes the 1:30 hit, “Johnsburg, IL”)

Mercury in Retograde
from http://www.chrissieblaze.com/mr.shtml and other sources:


The "front end" of the shadow began on July 21, the day when Mercury first hit 26 Leo, the point where it later turns direct. It ended on August 9, the first day of the retrograde. The "back end" of the shadow begins on September 2, the last day of the retrograde, and ends on September 16, when Mercury returns to 9 Virgo, the place where it first went retrograde.

The greatest likelihood for Mercury mishaps is in the actual retrograde period, but issues associated with this cycle may start as early as July 21 and may not be resolved until September 16....


What Does Mercury Retrograde Mean?
Mercury is described as retrograde when it appears to be moving backwards through the zodiac. Planets are never actually retrograde or stationary, they just seem that way, due to an optical illusion. Every planet retrogrades, except the Sun and Moon.


You've probably noticed that there are certain times of the year when things seem to go a little crazy.

* A check you wrote bounces
* A computer virus ruins some of your files
* A friend you had planned to meet forgets the date
* The timer on your VCR doesn't work and you tape the wrong show
* You try to return a purchase but can't find the receipt
* Your cell phone just doesn't seem to work when you really need it.


Changing "Fated Events"
Generally, retrograde planets present us with a series of events over which we seem to have little or no control, relating to the sign in which the retrogradation occurs. For example, Mercury retrograde in Virgo presents different conditions from Mercury retrograde in Leo. If we are aware of the cycles in advance, however, we can prepare for them - and even make positive use of them.

A retrograde period is actually a cycle. The period begins when the planet begins to appear to slow to a stop before going backwards, and ends when the planet returns to the place where it first stopped. During this cycle, the planet's energy is more powerful - and therefore more likely to cause difficult things to happen! - when the planet stops ("makes a station") or appears to stop in the heavens.

These stationary periods are near the beginning of the retrograde cycle (when the planet first stops as it prepares to move backwards) and midway through the cycle when the retrograde planet slows to a stop before moving forward again. The "direct station" (when the planet halts before moving forward again) is the most powerful and can be used in positive ways.


What does Mercury Affect?
In general, Mercury rules thinking and perception, processing and disseminating information and all means of communication, as well as travel and commerce. Also Mercury rules people who work in these areas, and all those who work with their minds. Mercury retrograde is particularly feared in the publishing world and some publishing houses refuse to have contracts signed during these periods.

Mercury retrograde can cause glitches and misunderstandings in the above areas of communication and travel. It is therefore best not to make important decisions, or sign contracts during these times.

Mercury retrograde affects people differently, depending upon their birth charts and some people actually do well during these periods. It is often the case that people who were born when Mercury was retrograde flourish during Mercury Retrograde periods.

How to Make the Most of the 2004 Mercury Retrograde Periods:
The first three Mercury retrogrades of 2004 begin in earth signs, then retrograde back into fire signs. This indicates that we should seek some concrete changes in our lives in the area of our chart that Mercury is retrograde in, before these changes can be fired into expression. For example if we are considering selling our home, we may decide to improve the property before doing so to achieve the results we want.

This is part of the theme of the Six vibration of the year, which emphasizes home, family, work, health and responsibilities. We are being urged to make adjustments this year and Mercury retrograde periods can provide reflective times for us to do this.

Another area that may come into prominence are underlying health issues that have not previously been dealt with. This is a good year to bring any deep-rooted health problems to light and to help heal them.


Leo represents our self expression and our will power, so the second Mercury retrograde will review our expression and use of will power with regard to our self and others as well as reviews our creative pursuits.

PINCHE DOLOR

Pinched nerve + 16 classes + lack of sleep + 2 deadlines + two trips to chiro + countless Ibuprofen - yoga and bikeriding = One girl who's really looking forward to tonight's episode of "Rescue Me."

(Actually I did the standing poses on Monday and full practices with dropbacks Tuesday and today, minus headstand because of the neck-thing. Today the mystery pain was shooting down my shoulder and arm just like it did when it appeared out of nowhere Saturday night. The chiro used adjustments, ultrasound *and* electrodes which seem to have done nothing, and said to lay off yoga *and* the bike. I didn't even bother to ask about swimming....I suppose things will be OK if I keep the remote in my right hand. Also I'm thinking massage might help relieve the *giant poisonous knots* in my upper back but don't know anyone trustworthy. Suffice to say the pain is daily sapping my energy and good humor, and all the chai in the world can't fix it; I flipped off a car whose occupant told me to "Get your ass off the street" when I was on my bike this morning. Haven't made that gesture in some time. And in front of a student no less).





On the Turntable (and adding to the irritation)
Client - "City"
Critics claim this British female synth-pop duo sounds like early Human League. Others invoke Depeche Mode. I say it's more like the Belle Stars - the big hats + Thomas Dolby - many brain cells.

WINDIAN WEEKEND

Some highlights from the WASP-Hindu wedding....

-A dozen women got mendhi (henna painting) on their hands two nights before the event (this was done at the bride's house while we womanfolk assembled the guest gifts; the men were across town drinking and driving Formula One race cars). The muddy mendhi was drawn all over the bride's hands and feet in intricate designs, and took Prasad-the-mendhi-wallah two hours to do. (She seemed unimpressed that I knew some Kannada, even though her father's from Bangalore). Afterwards the bride, Queen E, could not move her hands, just gesture for sips of margarita, etc. "It's supposed to be that way," said Prasad, who wore some very tall boots. By then the groom's family had taken over the kitchen anyway. It's traditional for the mother-in-law-to-be to feed the bride, and she did; it was quite cute as Queen E is an angular blonde Amazon and the mom is wide and very kapha. Many photos were taken while Prasad painted hand after hand after hand. My eyes were tiny from lack of sleep when it was finally my turn, which lasted about ten minutes. The stuff is supposed to last two weeks but it's already almost completely faded (no I've not been swimming). After putting it on -- it's like dried black mud -- Prasad went over it with lemon juice and sugar, to make it set. Then she said we couldn't wash our hands for 24 hours, and had to go to bed sans shower with the mud sticking to us. It wasn't just me who didn't get much sleep that night. Apparently when the groom finally got home there were so many mendhi fragments in the bed he thought the cats had tracked kitty litter between the sheets.

-The weekend was a whirl of long days and nights, driving everywhere in the Benz SUV for airport pickups, trips to the supermarket and party rental store and sister-in-law’s house (for homemade Gujurati food) and flower shop and ice cream shop (if you’ve never had cardamom and pistachio-laden kulfi ice cream, you haven’t really lived) and wedding hall, which was actually a science center where we set up the dance floor and chairs ourselves. It was on the edge of a dense forest. Inside there was a giant iguana that never moved, a nervous ferret, sleepy turtles and some other incarcerated wildlife; outside there was an owl named Hedwig who never recovered from a broken wing and lives out its days in a giant cage, eating dead white mice and keeping an eye out for annoying children. Whenever you got close to it, the beak would clack, the feathers would puff up and it would try to look menacing. But then it would blink its oddly mammal-like eyes, and your heart would go out to it. Actually they looked like the eyes of toy dolls that close when they’re horizontal....Inside the hall, where the ceremonies took place, there was a giant stuffed grizzly standing on its hind legs, teeth bared and poised to strike (didn’t I have fun trying to explain “taxidermy” to one of the younger wedding guests). The bear added a delightfully surreal element, as it was a few feet away from the Mandap or elaborate canopy under which both the Hindu and civil ceremony were performed.

-No one at the sister-in-law’s house seemed impressed by my Indian dress or trips to India or the fact that I knew who Shah Rukh Khan was when he popped up on TV while aunty prepared the pomegranate seeds. The food was so good (Biryani , sag paneer, roti, sambar, some things I didn’t recognize, rasmala), I didn’t really care.

-Also at that house: the Kitchen Wars, in which the bride’s mother slaved over the multi-layer wedding cake all day Saturday while the TV blared and the Indian women tried to do their own cooking.

-Best scene at the weddings (apart from the Hindu ceremony which was quite beautiful and featured the red thrones and ghee and a Brahmin priest and prasad and knotting the dupatas (scarves) together and tying the thali (necklace) and walking around the fire, etc.): The Indian contingent returning for the afternoon civil ceremony in even nicer saris and dresses than they’d worn earlier (except for a couple of the little girls, who changed into western dress and showed this Windian a thing or two about dancing a few hours later).

-Best scene under the tent: the bride’s estranged parents talking to each other for the first time in decades, while two of their issue (from the first litter) kept a wary eye on them.

-Best reception scene: A smattering of multiculti pomo children buzzing about the dance floor during the couple's first dance as married folk.

-Second-best scene: Men in long kurtas doing crazy, Bhangara-style dances.

-This was also the first time I’ve seen middle-class Indians drinking and dancing (and eating chicken), en masse (even the mother-in-law did some traditional Gujarati moves).

-Best near-miss: The bride forgot to bring the wedding ring to the ceremony (45 minutes away from the house), but the Iranian friend stepped in and saved the day.

-Second best near-miss: This sleepy, spacy, wincing Windian was the designated "point person" for catering on the Big Day.

-Runner up: It turns out the tiny bananas I was eating for breakfast each day were earmarked as prasad (blessed food) for the wedding ceremony.....Oops!

-Biggest hit: Having my own quiet corner room - with a breeze (still had the insomnia though)

-Second biggest hit: Filling up on freshly-made masala dosas at Cambridge's Bombay Club with the newly-minted Smug Marrieds and friend-from-the-Bay-area before heading out to the five-hour debacle at the airport.





For more on Hindu weddings see
http://aprendizdetodo.com/wedding/

ACK!

A gruelling and exhausting weekend (fourth week of insomnia) followed by three hours on the tarmac at Logan waiting for some tropical storm to pass, all while suffering from a pinched nerve / extremely sore neck and shoulder. When I finally got to my car at the El stop, my rear right tire was flat. Today is a full moon. Mercury in Retrogarde ends Thursday. More later....

SUMMER IS READY
When you are.....

The effects of Charley are here (ie it's summer again, crazy-humid and raining like crazy -- despite the fact that some kids start school today), and last night tornadoes touched down in ye olde hometown, destroying model homes built on some of the richest farmland in the nation (Is someone trying to tell us something?). While living out there I used to search the sky looking for tornadoes during the day and UFO's at night, and scoured the ground for four-leaf clovers (only finding one of the last). I also spent a lot of time in bars, drinking Shirley Temples, playing the bowling game and watching the Cubs on TV....

Now I watch the clock as I make plans to head out to Massachusetts for a WASP-Hindu wedding (unhooking is *always* followed by a matrimonial ceremony). Medhi is on the menu for tomorrow (!), and I've been told it's OK to wear Indian dress -- so I'm bringing a regular purple Punjabi, a modern black one with sequinned bell bottoms and a pink sari. They all have that delightful India-incense smell.....Hopefully someone will help me with the last. The real question is, Will the rasberry-scented travel mat fit into the carry-on bag? And what will I do in a household full of people when the inevitable insomnia shows up between 2:30 and 4? Maybe I'll bring the lighted pen, and write in my journal.....




ON THE TURNTABLE:
Cheap Trick, "So Good to See You"

IN THE GULLET:
Jewel crunchy granola bars
(like Nature's Valley, only cheaper and crisper)

CHLORINE AND COFFEE

Not your everyday mix,
They exist easily side-by-side.
But when they intermingle
Only the foolish dare imbibe.

CACANANDA'S CLOSET
(a new sit-com)



There's nothing like a day off to improve one’s spirits. Especially when you begin the day running into L., S.R. and Bee on the way to morning yoga practice (at a class I just taught for six weeks straight). The practice itself was delightful, preparing me for a day of organizing the dining room table (covered in mail, receipts, etc), the desk area (scary!) and the Closet From Hell. The last was spurred by a mad search for postage stamp-size Post-it notes, which were nowhere to be found (It was Air and Water Show / Taste of Iraq weekend, which meant that the cat was also AWOL). I tore the closet apart looking for them (the notes), and then began putting Humpty Dumpty back together again. You may recall that the problem with the Hadeslike storage area dates back to March; while I played host to various parasites in Mysore, the landlord installed a nearly-beautiful new kitchen and hall closet. Everything from the pantry and kitchen was graciously put into boxes... which were crammed into the closet, and have been sitting there ever since. But now that the taxes are done (first things first) I’m making some headway. Finally.... Also somewhere in there yesterday I took a nap, made a bowl of popcorn and watched the Kieslowski film “Red” (haven't seen it since it came out; this time 'round I was irked at the actress for not being Juliette Binoche), read a couple of chapters in the latest self-help book (too embarrassed to give away the title) and later met friends for dinner and Olympic diving at Bhabbi’s (the man at the other table was a dead ringer for a Bollywood star). Afterwards I consumed more sweets than I should have, which made this morning’s practice (particularly pashasana) a little less than delightful....

Also yesterday I received a strange e-mail. The return address seemed familiar but the message area was completely blank.

....And now it's time to watch TV.


LATER

Upset, I left early, and did not watch any TV at all. All that good work and peace and calm went down the drain. I should get a flashlight and look for it right now....

I FORGET WHAT EIGHT WAS FOR....

Taught three today. The last one was perfect in so many ways: About half listened to what I was saying; a quarter heard with one ear and the remainder did whatever they wanted. Halfway through there was a red and crinkly Ball Shot (ew!). And I set a new walk-out record: five. Funny, those who leave seem to be the muscular ones who set up in the back row and appear to be A. hard of hearing, B. ESL, C. unable to understand concepts such as right, left, foot, hand, etc, D. in the wrong class or E. late for the airport*

I just looked at my calendar. Today was my 17th day in a row of teaching (I have tomorrow off)! Another record. Thirty-four classes without a break. And come September I will be teaching four on Thursday and four on Friday. (Ack! Exhaustion coming, Madam). And yet I feel *so* blessed, to be able to do this. Before leaving for Mysore in January I was doing 75 percent journalism and 25 percent teaching. Now it's the exact opposite. Among the many other benefits (fewer deadlines=less stress, I don't dread teaching, etc) my home has gone from being my work-prison to a (messy) place of refuge. And -- you may disagree with this -- my writing seems to be getting better...

***

*My new thing, adapted from the book Feeling Good, is learning to view events rationally rather than taking them personally. So for the walk-outs I came up with the above list instead of "they hated the class and they hated me," which falls under the category of mind-reading and is a no-no (this sort of distorted thinking can make the mind spin out of control, and in no time it becomes "I'm a sh*tty yoga teacher and a sh*tty person, and my whole life is a failure"). Sounds like a bunch of new-age scheisse but it actually works. More info here: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0380810336/qid=1093056496/sr=ka-1/ref=pd_ka_1/002-0338964-2708846

If you decide to buy it (or any other book) online, purchase it through the Powell's union portal (they get ten percent of sales): http://www.powellsunion.com/ If you go in person, try to find an independent bookseller (do a search at www.booksense.com). For the record, neither Borders nor B&N is unionized.

GUTEN MORGEN G.G. ALLIN!

Very little sleep last night (so no practice this am). Finally after dropping off there were dreams of homeless people pelting me in the back with feces; the next day the mean gang girl smeared dung all over my face (in a very cool design) including my lips and I actually *woke up with the dry heaves*....Having never awakened so rudely (while gagging) before I've idea of how the day will go but will bring plenty of chai, just in case....

... --- ...


so....tired....can....hardly.....write....
wanted....to...practice....today.....slept...
instead...then...finished (!)....taxes....did...
laundry...taught two classes...watched...
some...Mansfield...Park...perhaps...exhaustion
...due...to...doing...too...much...plus...
last...night's...late-night....quarter-mile...
swim after class....bad..bad..bad....should
...not...put...swim...before...yoga....*but*...
swimming...puts...the....mind...at...ease...
like...nothing...else...if...you...don't...
agree...go...out...and...rent...."Blue"....
also....i...may...have....a.....stalker....
...if...the...blogs...disappear...you'll...
know...why....

MEDIA O.D.
ARE YOGA TEACHERS THE NEW PUNK ROCKERS?


The Bourne Supremacy, seen for $5 w/ free parking at the nearby Ghettoplex, was brilliantly mindless entertainment -- like traveling without having to leave one's 'hood (just one's head) -- although it was too-too crowded (Why not bring the kids to the 9:30 PG-13 show? And the infants, too!). The fillum opened in Goa, India and featured among other things women in saris, cows in the street, the auto-rickshaws, the beached fishing boats, the chaos, the backwaters, everything -- and it reminded us of how much we miss India. Although on our trip we didn't have anyone in particular chasing us, apart from our own demons and a certain someone.

This week's episode of "Entourage" with the Yokolike yoga teacher, on the other hand, reminded us of one of our beefs with the media's portrayal of yoga teachers (our B.A. thesis examined how the punk rock subculture was viewed by the media -- anyone else remember that episode of Quincy?). This show's YokoYogi was a vegan codependent wheatgrass-chugging pothead tantric sex junkie who worked *at Gold's Gym.* As with Josh Harnett's insufferable detective/yoga teacher in 2002's Hollywood Homicide (caught it on an airplane) they always seem to be skipping savasana, spending endless supplies of money and f*cking their students. OK so a studmuffin-y real-life teacher *has* been sued by a student for impropriety. But really. If it were like that, wouldn't more people be yoga teachers (actually, there *are* too many yoga teachers). And let's not even talk about Madonna's icky toenail-painting, gay man-banging instructor in 2000's Next Big Thing (her classroom delivery was about as lively a royal blue sticky mat). I've never seen an episode of "Dharma & Greg" (or "Friends" for that matter) but if I had I'm sure I'd have something to say about it, too.

My solution in college was to make a film depicting a day in the life of a mohicanned punk rock chick (me of course). Maybe it's high time for a new type of sit-com....

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF SATYA CACANANDA


5:00 Fed the cat

6:45 Woke up to NPR story about how expensive it is to eat healthy food (:0===)

7:15 Updated blog, ate a red plum ($0.79 / lb)

7:25 Played “slats” with cat in stairway and got the paper (no Rob Feder)

7:30 Yoga practice to Howard Stern; stiff but four dropbacks

9:00 Grabbed chai, left house on mtn. bike (streets eerily vacant)

9:30 Taught two at faltering health club

11:30 Orientation at thriving nearby rival (free clothes!)

12:00 Swam 1/4 mile

12:30 Steam 'n Weep

12:35 Weighed self (two lost lbs have come home to roost)

1:00 Photocopied kirtan article

1:15 Tailor (four days, $5 for yoga top alteration)

1:30 Got car, shoved road bike in back

1:45 Bike shop (one week and $140 for tune-up, new tire, flat repair, new chain and gear)

2:00 Waited eons for bubble tea while talking to Miss Y on cell (worth it)

2:15 Caught up with former triathlon buddy while waiting for falafel (free chips)

2:30 Spotted Wilco baby and mom browsing at CB2

2:45 Responded desolately to perky Trader Joe’s clerk

3:00 Got mail (Bob-E has begun his world tour!), schlepped groceries upstairs

3:15 E-mail (one from Germany -- with advice), phone messages

3:30 Nap nap nap

4:30 Nappy hair, crappy thoughts

4:40 Chocolate-and-salt cure

4:45 Returned phone calls

4:55 Feline pedicure

5:00 Perused online pix of nephew’s wedding (bad idea)

5:15 Worked on 2003 taxes while watching John Scott DVD

6:30 Discussed sit-com with B, then back to taxes

6:50 Dined on sesame noodles and salad in front of John Scott (Warning: Do not try split-leg chakrasana while eating!)

7:15 Looked over story edit

7:30 Went to ghettoplex to see blockbuster sequel

8:00 Studied sit-coms instead (mate was stuck on CTA train for 1.5 hours due to fire): Entourage (Yokolike yoga teacher gets star smitten and leaves for India), According to Jim (:0====), Sports Night (wow)

9:00 See 7:30

12:00 Reviewed final story edit

12:30 Old-time radio and Zzz

EMPTY HAIKU

New moon on Monday
Two classes plus two deadlines
One sad girl indeed

SUNDAY, SUNDAY

Sunday began with a flat tire, a mediocre practice and too much bubble tea.....
Bad teacher made someone cry out in Mysore class in the morning (turns out she was fine, just surprised). Class Two saw a student arrive late, not listen to the instruction, and claim afterwords she had no money to pay. After a heartbreakingly lonely breakfast and an awful mountain bike ride across town in pristine weather (couples everywhere), not one, not two, not three but four! people walked out in the middle of Class Three. The teacher then rode back across town where she took a major nosedive, dragging down her friends and nearly causing permament damage to her right eye (Left Eye was the one who torched her bf's house). Now she can't sleep, and can't stop wondering why someone would call a mutual friend, but not her, to inquire about her well-being. Any ideas? E-mail chaigirl@india.com.





I'm putting off working on a story about this cartoonist:
http://christad.homestead.com/comic.html

MERCURY IN RETROGRADE


Last night two friends and I went to see the silent film "It" starring Clara Bow as the girl with sex appeal who wins the guy (to win the guy you must play ukulele, get thrown off a yacht and swim in high heels), with live organ accompaniment. There was a singalong (tunes too old for even me to know) and some zaftig flappers and then the fillum itself, which made today's blockbusters look like the poorly-acted pablum they are. The only problem was that there was no soda fountain to visit afterwords (the theatre is in Polish Town, which closes down early).

We met up again today for India Fest which is strange since none of us ever have large blocks of free time. The fest was a bust but it was sunny and unseasonably cool and they *did* have fresh (tasty Thai) coconuts and lukewarm chai. Apparently tomorrow it'll hop after the Indian Independence Day Parade. We headed over to India Town for some tre fresh food (the eggplant dish and radish paratha were amazing) at Bhabi's, where Bindi (who discovered the place) was finishing up her meal. Then a winding twilight bike ride home, checking out the people on their porches. Not such a bad day, considering.


An unexpected visitor, someone I never really met but have heard about for seven months, came to class today..........strange days indeed.

ACCOUNTING 1-4-5


Things forgotten:


Neglected to set alarm three times this week

Forgot to bring yoga bottoms to class

Did not include Utkatasana in standing poses.

Skipped Sirsasana in closing sequence.

Spaced out all four Prasaritas one day

Could not recall where I left the car

Left the back door wide open and went to see a fillum ("It")

Blanked on the name of his friend who came to class.




Things gained:


Four, possibly five new teaching gig$

Sleep!

Titibasana A,B,C

Lifted up from Upavista Konasana for the first time ever -- while demonstrating in front of a class no less

Learned to text message

One new therapist, who says the temper issue is not a fatal flaw but can be managed if the desire is there (it is)

The pounds are also returning, madam

TIT BITS


"Fatalists say that a bad man has no redemption in his present life. His only hope is in his reincarnation. But the enlightened ones say that man can renew life any time at will. That is the privilege of the human birth.
"The snake casts off the slough and thereby renews its skin. Man can change his mind and therby renew his life. Purified thoughts and cleansed ideas emanate from a reborn mind. When the mind reforms itself life also changes for the better."

--Swami Chidbhavananada




"Knowing is not enough; we must apply.
Willing is not enough; we must do."

--Goethe (pronounced "GOATH-ee")



"Ashtanga yoga is 99 percent practice, one percent theory."

"Do your practice and all is coming"

"You do!!!"

--Sri K. Pattabhi Jois





Apparently Guruji is going to Africa in the fall and to the US west coast in the spring.





On the turntable:
Mata Amritanandamayi Bhajans. 2002

On the tube:
Rescue Me

Bedside Table:
Feeling Good : The New Mood Therapy by David Burns
Kleenex

Bathroom Floor:
The New Yorker
Cat Hair

Dining Room Table:
2003 Tax Receipts
More Kleenex

SALVE


--Teaching classes, subbing like crazy
--Practicing
--Porch-sitting
--IM-ing Dublin in the hard wee hours
--Talking to friends
--Talking to strangers
--Eating with friends
--Birthday cake
--Bubble Tea (it's the new chai)
--Swimming
--"Eeeee!" mantra
--Walking in the park with Mary (a woman selling ice cream, singing Ecuadoran songs)
--Strolling down Broadway with Doug (the neon lights are bright, no lambs)
--Interrogating happy couples
--Bad self-help books
--Good self-help books
--Driving everywhere (so no one can look at you)
--Riding the bike everywhere (when the above no longer matters)
--Watching the Kieslowski fillum "Blue"
--Writing in ye olde journal
--Composing a long letter
--Finding out about "cognitive distortions" and hatching a plan
--Making lists

CACA’S INDEX


Number of pounds lost since last Monday: 5

Sizes dropped: 1

Phone calls not returned: 1

Phones thrown: 0

Yoga classes taught: 12

Deadlines met: 4

Self-help books purchased: 6

Number of above that are still in the mail: 2

That make you laugh out loud: 1

Hours spent trolling the Internet for answers: 20

Answers found: 1 or 2

Tears shed: millions and counting

Number of friends bored to tears: 10

Percentage that think it ain’t over: 90

Number of times cat has bitten / walked on its owner: hundreds

Number of times said cat has been banished from the bedroom: 5

Hours of sleep missed: countless






XXX






SONG/MANTRA:
"Vishnu Astothara Satham"
Padmasree Dr. K.J. Yesudas






Vishnu symbolizes the tendency inherent in all aspects of life to find a state of balance. This tendency manifests for example in the healing of wounds, in chemical bonds, as well as in the great incarnations such as Rama, Krishna, Buddha etc.who come to this plane when the order of the world is threatened. Vishnu preserves and maintains the cosmic order. He symbolizes compassion. This mantra attracts those who like responsibilities and who have a protective nature.

GOLDEN LINING

Losing however many pounds* due to the feeling of having fallen on one's sword and been unseamed from nave to chops makes it possible for the first time since Kovalam to hold the wrist in Supta Kurmasana and Pasasana and stand up easily from BB. It also makes for very little sleep and some unpleasant lighteadedness during pratice.


*Last Monday Satya bought size 9 jeans at Target. When she returned yesterday to get another pair she was a size 7. When she goes back, should she get 7's or 9's? Weigh in (so to speak) via chaigirl@india.com.



SONG:
Nick Cave - "God is in the House"
(he isn't really, but we *are* looking for him)

FILLUM (make that VHS video):
Bourne Identity

GIMME GIMME GIMME

Today's Truism:

You can be a walking wound and barely make it through teaching, half-starved and your eyes half open, feeling like a black-and-blue version of your formerly colorful self and having very little to give. You go through the motions and are convinced you've taught one of your worst classes ever (your voice breaking at one point as you choke on tears) and then afterwords someone takes you aside and says, "Thank you for class. Your adjustments were wonderful" and someone else seconds it and someone else says, "My back usually hurts when I do yoga, but not when I take your classes." Slowly (too slowly if you ask me) the color starts to return.



Song:
Lauryn Hill
"Forgive Them Father"

Fillum:
"Philadelphia Story"

BRUISED

Something is in the air; many say it's due to last Saturday's blue moon. American Airlines computers fail, relationships explode or implode or hit the reset; on Friday more than a few students reported feeling exremely anxious for no apparent reason. Our own self lost it (again) Thursday night after the wake..... and the waters are still very troubled indeed. Somehow though the practice is going well (saving me really, knock wood) and calming the mind as much as it can be calmed with vinyasa and Tylenol PM and the "Eeeee" mantra (to stop obsessive thoughts) that S. recently showed me. (You say "Eeeeee!" as loud and long as you can until your voice wavers. Do it a few times and it activates something at the base of the skull that helps stop the cycle. Sounds strange and may get you kicked out of your apartment and / or draw all the neighborhood dogs to your door -- but it actually works). Also I am standing up from backbend again; opening the heart? We can only hope....



Today's Airport Theme Song:
The Concretes -- "You Can't Hurry Love"
(it has *nothing* to do with Phil Collins)

RUNNING ON EMPTY


Apparently you can feel guilty (or, in this case, much worse) even if you do the right thing and A). watch Rescue Me while folding laundry and B). go to the wake.

Also spending 3.5 hours in a car in late July sans AC with an empty stomach will not a pleasant girl make.... even if there is diaphramatic breathing and an attempt to focus on the Ganesha totem on the dash. Death is death and they all bring up other deaths, don't they. Especially when you do a drive-by past the dead mom's house and notice they put a deck on back -- something she'd always dreamt of doing....

No surprise then that nothing much was accomplished o'er the weekend (apart from enjoying thali and Starsky & Hutch with Miss B and son, which was a very nice interlude indeed).

Delayed headache is coming, Madam.





Today's Airport Theme Song:
"Frustrated" by the Knack
(apparently they're NOT saying, "the Straight Edge")